Look Out! It's The Noobmobile!
So, you've flown the Noob Potatoes, battled with Cabbages, chopped in the Noob Chopper, and swum in lava, but are you ready to drive the inconvincable, noobtittytascious, overhyped, Bronze powered, bone crunching.... N O O B M O B I L E?!! This steam driven jet powered, Bronze plated machine runs on Cabbage juice and pedal power, and can travel at speeds unimaginable in Noobscape! Which must be fast. It was produced in the dark reccess of the Noob Dwarf Mines deep in Planet Noob's Head, and is customed fitted with Dragon Rubber Tyres. It weighs 6 tons, and costs around 10 party hats, it is certainly worth its weight inBronze.
Game Preview for 'Noobmobile Driving Test'
To gain your Noob Mobile license, the following quest is set for you, drive the Noobmobile through the hazardous streets of Noob Ville to reach the Noob Guild in quick time, and collect your reward of a free weeks health session workout in Count Draynor's massage palour-crypt, and a bag of Noob Gold.
By Spooksprings J.M.B. For 'Planet NoobSquad' © 2003,22. Noobmobile design and features, Patent Applied For, All Rights Reserved. All sound effects by same.
'Noobmobile Driving Test' flash gameplay adapted by Spooksprings J.M.B. for Planet Noobsquad from a default game in 3DFA Flash.