Noobie Lyrics, in case you can't figure them out, when Spooksrpings batters your ears with a scream and a shout

NoobSquad Music Lyrics!

All Squads need music to stir our mighty noob hearts into action to conquer the unknown! NoobSquad will not be the exception! Our mighty chart topping tunes shall have our enemies quacking in their sweaty rune trainers! All lyrics and music, By me, J.M.B. (Spooksprings), in my one armed rubber band. Title Search: Ctrl-F.

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"Team Up NoobSquad!"

"To The Noobmobile!"

"NoobSquad Strikes!"

"The NoobSquad
March!"

"We are the noobsquad....we wear full bronze armour...we like cabbages....we'll kick your head in...we're cool!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2003

"Holy smokes NoobSquad! It's a noob in a dress! To the noobmobile! NoobSquad...NoobSquad etc" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2003 Riff based on Batman Theme.

"Here comes NoobSquad in their full bronze armour, you better run scared or we'll tell on your father, NoobSquad Strikes again....Here comes NoobSquad in their full bronze armour, there's no escaping this digital drama, we just stole some cabbages from a farmer. NoobSquad strikes again..." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2003 Riff based on James Bond Theme

"We are NoobSquad we are cool, you see us coming and you feel a fool. We wear bronze armour and water strike, we never ever spare a pk'ers life. Noob Squad! Who Squad? NoobSquad! Cool Squad! We are hard and we are brave, we'll kamakazee to the death, and make you our slave. The Noob Snake will slither and take your life, we'll trade our cabbage for your wife. NoobSquad! Who squad? NoobSquad! Cool Squad! NoobSquad!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2003 Riff based On US Army Chant

"We Are NoobSquad!"

"Battle Of The Noobs!"

"NoobSquad Insane!"

"Noob In The Wall!"

"Custard pie in your face again, cabbage is the new holy zen, we slither and we beg about. Bronze armour, way to go, we'll put on our brave kamakazee show, demon slayer against the flow! We are the NoobSquad! Na na na na na!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2003 Riff Based on 'We Are The Roadcrew' By Motorhead

"We are NoobSquad, Mighty NoobSquad, Super NoobSquad, on the march. Into warfare, into the wilderness we fear nothing, kamakzee. 18 hitters, bronze battle axes, wild as hell could only be!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2003 Rif based on 'Dam Busters Theme' by Elgar?

"He he! Noob wipeout! Noobsquad is coming up to take the royal crown, armed with several cabbages, and rune dogs from the pound. We have sacred potions of eternal youth and cheese, so when you see us coming better fall out of the trees. Noobsquad insane, take away pain, better than standing out in the rain. Noobsquad insane, take away pain, better than standing out in the rain. Noobsquad has the power to electrify the land, summon deadly demons to eat people of the sand. Cabbage monster raisers, and heros of the deep, Come on any closer, and we'll feed you to the sheep. Noobsquad insane, take away pain, better than standing out in the rain. Noobsquad insane, take away pain, better than standing out in the rain." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2003

"We don't need no noobeducation. We don't need no noob control. The dark sarcasm in the Runescape. Hacker leave those noobs alone. Hey Hacker, leave those noobs alone. All in all you're just a'nother noob in the wall. Noob in the wall...Noobsquad" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2003 Riff based on 'The Wall' By Pink Floyd

"The A-Bronze Team!"

"Star Spangled Noob!"

"NoobSquad Killerz!"

"Noob Sabbath!"

"Look behind you, coming through, Noobsquad in bronze, come to take you down, cabbage on each arm, potato for head, NoobSquad tune! Can't stop the feeling! Noobsquad is poised for a new beginning, looks like we're gonna make a new killing, we are the ones with all the bronze power, we shall now rise at this godly hour yeah!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2003 Riff based on 'A-Team' Theme.

"May the Noobsquad stand tall, while the choob hackers fall. Our trust in the Great Noob Bronze Gods will have us leaping the walls. We are strong as a lion, and you can rely on us for a shoulder to cry on. Cabbages are vegetables, And so are potatoes." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2003 Riff based on USA Anthem

"Noobsquad blackened, march to warfare, blood & iron, sacred lion. Slicing through chaos, planting flowers, smashing giants. Noobsquad Killerz We now awaken to harvest potatoes, and make the RS, Pretty Witty. Noobsquad blackened, march to warfare, blood & iron, sacred lion. Death no contest, fly like eagles, bury dead men, Noobsquad killerz!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2003

"What is this that sits before me, figure in bronze with eyes of fire, Oh God Help Us! Noobsquad is coming....Noobsquad coming to cut my hair, and make me pay my own bus fare, I cannot think I can only run, and arm myself with a potato gun!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2003 Riff based on 'Black Sabbath', By Black Sabbath

"Noob Mission To Mars!"

"The Grand Duke Of Noob!"

"Leprechaun Song!"

"Noob Mass!"

"Noob Mission To Mars...NoobSquad going away to Mars, gon'na play on their guitars, they are not going to Venus..." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2003

"Oh! The Grand Old Duke Of Noob, he had 10,000 Noobs, he marched them up to the top of the noob, and he noobed them down again. And when they were Noob they were Noob, and when they were Choob they were Choob, and when they were neither Noob nor Choob, they were probably some sort of Froob! Oo ah!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2003 tune based On 'Grand Old Duke Of York'

"We are the Leprechauns 1,2,3, living down in Lumby in a hollow tree. Chop our house down and out we will pop, call you an elephant, and maybe a clot. Dance, dance wherever you may be, for we are the Leprechauns that live in a tree. We know of great treasures and if your kind to us, well send you away to Zanaris. We are the Leprechauns 1,2,3, living down in Lumby in a hollow tree. We're two foot one, and wear a short green hat, but dont sit down on us or we'll turn you into a cat. Dance, dance wherever you may be, for we are the Leprechauns that live in a tree. We know of great treasures and if your kind to us, well send you away to Zanaris." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2003 tune based on 'Lord Of The Dance'

"I saw a noob, standing in the Runescape snow, and he was cold. He had no party hat so I gave him a cabbage and he felt good, alone, alone a lonely noob....For the last time entertain us, cos it's NoobSquad, and its Noobmass, Noobmass, Noobmass...Come on and party, come on and party its Noob Mass..." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2003. Riff based on 'Teen Spirit' By Nirvana

"Oo Arr Ay!"

"12 Days Of NoobMass!"

"Noobies!"

"Agile Noob!"

"Eddie OO arr ay, noob sailors of the sea, Eddie oo arr ay, noob sailors of the sea. Oo arr oo arr oo ar oo ar oo ar oo ar oo arr oo arr oo arr oo arr oo arr oo ar oo arr oo oo ay! Oo arr oo arr oo arr oo arr oo arr oo ay. Oo arr oo arr oo arr oo arr oo arr oo ay. Oo arr oo arr oo ar oo ar oo ar oo ar oo arr oo arr oo arr oo arr oo arr oo ar oo arr oo ay! " Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2004 tune bhased on 'Blue Peter'.

"On the twelth day of Noobmass, my Noob love gave to me, 12 Choobs a tubeing, eleven cows self milking, ten dwarves a' shooting, nine scammers scamming, eight goblins goblin', seven bronze bars melting, six capes all shredded, a five leaf bronzed cabbage, four of something else, three things you don't need, two pieces of junk, and a pottabbage self cooking noob tree!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2004 tune based on 'Twelve Days Of Christmas'

"Noobies! Noobies! They eat bronze bread and lemon cheese! Noobies, noobies they will thirty hit you when they sneeze! I'll get it off my chest, noobies are the best, they like to fight and kamakazee. They'll crush your head with a hammer, and run off with your mama, victorious, glorious bronze noobgoonery. Noobies! Noobies! They have got the noobliest noobie knees! Noobies! Noobies! Better stay away we have got fleas." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2004

"Everywhere we go, Choobies wan'na know, who we are, so we tell 'em. We are the noobsquad, mighty mighty noobsquad, wearing bronze armour, packing angry lammas. Noobies, choobies, froobies, hoobies, groobies, loobies, noobie doobie do!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2004

"Troll Patrol!"

"Striking Vikings!"

"Pink Fairies!"

"Noob Angels!"

"We are the Trolls, the Trolls on paroles, We are the Trolls, the Trolls on patrols. Trolls, troll, troll, troll, troll, troll, eat your children. Troll, troll, troll, troll, troll, troll, throwing rocks. Troll, troll, troll, troll, troll, troll eat your children. Troll, troll, troll, troll, troll, troll, eat 'em up! Troll holdie hole! Troll holdie hole, we'll eat ya! Troll holdie hole! Troll holdie hole, we'll eat ya! Troll holdie hole! Troll holdie hole, we'll eat ya! Troll, Troll, 'ol 'ol" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2004

"We are Vikings, We're very frightening! Wench and pillage, in the village. Viking, piking, lightning, striking. Viking, piking, striking, Viking! Horny helmets, or are they pelmets? We'll burn your house down, make your pigs frown! Viking, piking, lightning, striking. Viking, piking, striking, Viking!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2004

"I am a pink little fairy, I live under a birch tree, if you pick me and eat me, you'll get hallucinatory. Beware of the pink fairy mushrooms, tra la la la la la la x2. I cast a spell on non fairies, and in their head put a kaleidoscope, seeing magic shapes and technicolours, but sometimes it's not a joke. Beware of the pink fairy mushrooms, tra la la la la la la x2. For if you a baddie or a pk man, I'll make you visualise blood and monsters, and take you to a heathen land. Beware of the pink fairy mushrooms, tra la la la la la la x2." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2004

"Here they come from out'ta the sky, Noob Angels gonna make you die, dropping cabbage bombs at Emperor's command, choobies gonna make that one last stand, Noob Bomber Angels come out of the sun, better get moving ya dirty bum. Noob Angels... Noob Bomber Angels come out of the sun, better believe it, here they come, fire their lazers into your eye, if you're no good, then you will die, speed of light, hold on tight, Noob Angels coming tonight, nuclear bomb, drop on command, destroy all to glass blast sand, Noob Angels... Here they come from out'ta the sky, Noob Angels gonna make you die, dropping cabbage bombs at Emperors command, choobies gonna make that one last stand." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2004

"Goblins!"

"Snails!"

"Dragon Roar!"

"Noob Zombies!"

"Goblins! Ham, ham... Goblins forever! Muahaha. Goblins is clever and goblins is wise, Goblins likes waters, and Goblins likes eyes. Goblins your friend, we gives you free fish, gives us a jewel and me makes you a wish. Goblins be small but mighty in size, Goblins is fighting for water supplies. Goblins is mad, Goblins is smart, Goblins together can't tell us apart. Goblins, ham ham..." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2004

"I am the snail, making the trail, hermaphordital meetings, green lettuce eating. Slime, slime, slime, slime x2. Follow the trail of the snail, follow the trail of the snail. Aw!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2004

"Hello there, I am dragon, come to sing you this song. I am very magic, and I'd like to guess your name. I've two fat ears, ain't afaird of spears, I'll teach the seers, you'd like to hear me roar... Roar...(breath in)...Roar...Dragon Roar." Music, Lyrics & Roaring By J.M.B. © 2004.

"If you go down to the graveyard tonight, you'll get a stick in your eyes. For it's Hellnooberween, (and) Noob Zombies are keen to put your brains in a pie. If ever there was a more frightening sight, that snogging a noob zombie out in the night, todays the day Noob Zombies are resurrected. Noob Zombies are everywhere, in your closet trying on your underwear. Climb into your bed at night, snog a Noob Zombie and you'll feel alright. Todays the day Noob Zombies are resurrected." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2004 tune based On "Teddy Bear's Picnic".

"Eat A Choob!"

"Tree!"

"Noobie Rock"

"Lez"

"Baby! I'm so hungry I could eat a choob! Baby! I'm so hungry I could eat 10,000 choobs. And when we get together, I could probably, I could probably eat you too! Tasty! Noobaliscious Baby!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2004

"I am a tree, don't mess with me, (for) I am a tree, I have leafs and branches, these may fall on you! I am a tree, stop chopping me, don't be so woodist, I am a Buddhist! I am a tree, come and hug me!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2004

"It's nine o'noob o'clock, it's time for noobs to dance, so get on noobie dance floor and do the noobie dance. Scream and shout, shake your noob about, ditch your inhibition and dance without a doubt. Noobie Rock around, noobie rock around the clock. Nine o'noob o'clock is noobie dancing time, your wearin' full bronze armer, but your looking pretty fine, dancing with the blade, chasing death along, come on get a dancin' and sing the noobie song. Noobie rock around, noobie rock around the clock." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2004

"We are the Victorian lesbians hip hip hip horray, come and join us for rolling in the hay. You'd better wear some pantaloons and a trilby hat, but don't fetch your golf clubs, for a hole in one we'll be licking the cat. We are the Victorian lesbians hip hip hip horray come and join us for we are jolly and gaye. We drive around in Bentleys making a jolly frackass, we might stop in the local park, for paddling in the grass. We are the Victorian lesbians hip hip hip horray." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2004

"Noob Frog"

"Iceland!"

"Supercalanoobalistic
noobiealidoshus"

"Noobs In Space"

"I saw a little noobie, he was petrified, you could say he was a bit wooden. I decided to kiss the little noobie, he turned into a frog. The froggie flew away. Flying froggie noobie. Flying floppie noobie go, Flying noobie froggie flow. Flying floppie floppie go! Sausages!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2004

"Iceland is cold, very very cold, so cold in fact, it's freezing. You'd better wear a fur coat or you might catch hyperthermia yeah! The Iceland has penguins the north wind doth blow, there's nothing to see there, except ice and snow. I think the noobs, the noobs will survive there, as they have got a big, pink, warm, furry muffler yeah! The iceland has penguins the North wind doth blow, there's nothing to see there except ice and snow! Iceberg!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2004

"Supercalanoobalisticnoobiealiedoshus, even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious, Supercalanoobalisticnoobiealiedoshus etc" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2004 based on "Supercalafragalisticexpialidoshus" from Mary Poppins Film.

"5,4,3,2,1! Noobs are in their rocket ship, they're going to Mars, they've got packed lunches, they're not driving any cars. They're in their rocket ship, 5,4,3,2,1! Noobs in space! Noobs in space! They're not in your face, they're in outer space! Noobs jumping on the moon, like hares in the night, look in the telescope, you'll get a big fright. Noobie spaceman standing, with his pokie tongue! Noobs in space! Noobs in space! They're not in your face, they're in outer space! I don't know what it is, but it's got a giant ray gun. It's pointed at your choobie planet, bum!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2004

"Conchita!"

"Evil Kitty!"

"Zezima26"

"Thor God"

"Runescape Conchita, you look so sexy in your rune bronze dress, how I would like to take you to Al Karid to talk to the camels, and then perhaps later go to Varrock and laugh at the magic leprechauns. Runescape Conchita !Oh! You look so sexy I could eat ya! Runesape Conchita! Runescape Conchita you look so sexy in your mystic hat and white cooking gloves, how I would like to honour you by trading my stock of magic cabbages, just for a touch of your smooth pixelated legs, and a go of your level 70 enchanted staff of Saradomin! Runesape Conchita! !Oh! You look so sexy I could eat ya! Runescape Conchita! !Oh!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005 Riff based on 'Spanish Flamenco'

"Cat Revolution! I am an anti rat! And I am an anti bat! I wan'na eat mice, I wan'na climb trees, I don't like sardines, pass the sharks please! 'Cos I wan'na be, an evil pussy, a bad kitty x2. I wan'na crap on a wizard, scram a demon in a chase, if you put me on a lead I'll wee in your face, I won't let ya stroke me, I never lick myself, cough up a furball?! Na, vomit up an elf! 'Cos I wanna be, an evil pussy, a bad kitty x2 Chase The Dogs! Meow, hiss!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005. Riff based on 'I Am An Anti-Christ' By The Sex Pistols.

"I once fell in love with a froobie, Zezima26 was her name, I met he in level 21 green dragon shooting range! I gave her a bronze rune medium and an iron bar, if I'd had a driving licence, I'd drive her in my car! Zezima26, Zezima 26, you're my guiding star, but with a love like this on Noobscape, (we're) not going very far! One day I logged into Noobscape, she was no where to be seen, my friend spotted her dancing, with a Choobie Queen, so I sharpened up my bronze 2H, and my pyre logs, and chased her into the wildy, and carved her up in the swamps! Zezima26, Zezima26, you're a two faced troll, I'm glad that I cut you up, and that you are gone! So here ends my story, 'bout the only RS love I've known, but I'm not all that bitter, 'cos sex with fire giants owns!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005. Country & Western Stylee.

"Here the Noobs are standing, at the edge of Noob time, you know Noob time is right, to chant your Noobie rhyme! Noobie Doobie! Noobie Doobie! I am Noobie God Thor burning with fire in the sky! The Noobs are all surround me, and they're making apple pie!The fire's in the belly, and the toad is in the hole, We're gonna saw your head off, and stick it to a mole! Noobie Do, Noobie Do! Noobie Do! Rawr!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. 2005.

"Dwarf!"

"KBD!"

"Rule Noobania"

"Fire Giant"

"Hey I'm a dwarf! I'm three foot five! I got's a multi cannon, and I got's a gold mine! My wife may be hairy, and I might be angry, but I'm a technical wizard at the age of 243. I'm your three foot lover! You'd better take cover! I got the hots for your mama! Ok I likes treashur! And I likes piles gold! N' I'd wish for ten thousand rubies, over peace and life untold, but I'll fight for your honour, right by your side, with my two bladed axe, and my two beady eyes! I'm your three foot lover! You'd better take cover, I got the gots for your mama!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005

"Many years ago in the fair old land of Noobscape, there lived a black dragon, who had a face like a suitcase. King Black Dragon! He'll send you home in a wagon! The King Black Dragon. One day while fighting a Noob, he had a nervous breakdown, he packed his bags and fled, to get a job as a circus clown! King Black Dragon! Drinks cider from a flagoon! The King Black Dragon!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"Rule Noobania! Noobania rules the knaves! Noobies never never never shall be shaved! It was in the royal Noob Charter of 1362, or so! When Emperor Spooksprings, declared that Noobs shall not be used as food! Rule Noobania, Noobania rules the knaves! Noobies never never never shall be ashamed!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005 tune based On Rule Brittania by Elgar?

"I was ranging in a tomb just the other night! Saw a massive creature, gave me a fright, I stepped forward and looked in his eyes, and he said to me! I'm a fire giant! Oo arr! I'll fix your gas appliance! Ooa arr! 'Cos I'm a fire giant! So I handed over my broken gas Agar! He said do you have a valid receipt. No I said I bought in 1923. He said I cannot fix it son, but here's some hot coals for free! 'Cos I'm a fire giant Oo ar! I'll fix your gas appliance! Ooa rr! 'Cos I'm a fire giant! Oo ar! I can also fix your microwave, and I'm Corgi registered! Oo ar!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. 2005.

"Noob Choir"

"Agent Noob"

"Noobliphants"

"Death By
Noobscape"

"Praise the noobs! Praise thwe noobs! even thoght you are level 82, the noobies are so swet and really kind to you! repeate. Musical interlude! Repeat. Repeat first line." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005 Sung by the Noob Choir Of St. Noobylids

"In the shadows of your mind there awaits a noob that hunts your kind, in the mirror of forgotten lands, there noobie watches with an ace in his hand behind the walls of spleep, the noobie never spleeps, he has account of witness of your deeds to man! Secret agent Noobie Doobie! Coming ta get ya, oobie goobie goo! Repeat" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"Noobliphants are coming to town, yo can ride on their backs for under a pound, theull take you for a walk through Falador Park, or if your lucky, tiger hunting in the dark. The noobliphants are on the go, watch they dont step on your toe! Noobliphants trumperty trmp, on their backs you can jump! Noobliphants are jpolly and pink, bt much too big to wash in the sink, you can slide down their trunk, or tell a secret in their ear, and of the dragons, they have no fear! Chorus." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"There was a child, a child who played Noobscape, he played Noobscape 12 hours a day! He had full dragon and twelve party hats, and twelve billion in the bank! But one day his mother found him lying, dead on bed and pineing away! What was the cause of his death?! What was the cause of his death?! It was death, death by Noobscape. Repeat." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. 2005. Riff based on 'Stargazer'? by Rainbow.

"Noobie Slayer"

"Noob Police"

"Bonjour Noobie"

"Noob Wizard"

"I am the Noobie Slayer, I'm gonna thrill you, mash your potatoes, turn the air so blue! I am the noobie slayer, listen to what I do, kill your preconsceptions, turn your hair blue! Death stalks you like the plauge, death's creeping hands, death stalks ya! lol!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005 Based on a 'Slayer type song'

"'Ello 'ello 'ello what's going on 'ere then sonny Jim? We are the Noob Police, you are breach of the piece your assets we will fleece 'cos we are the Noob Police! Put your hands behind your mack, put both feet in the air, don't move a muscle or we might comb your hair, you have been charged under Section 42, of being under 4 foot and Noobing without a clue! We are the Noob Police you are breach of the piece your assets we will fleece 'cos we are the Noob Police! 'Ere what's that in your pocket sonny Jim? I 'ope it's not your 'ands! We are the Noob Police, you are breach of the piece your assets we will fleece 'cos we are the Noob Police! 'Ere, sonny Jim, would you like to see a Policeman's truncheon?" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"Bonjour noobies, bonjour noobies je mange oeuf le chien sur le tabler! Bonjour noobies, bonjour noobies, je suis une pain baguette avec les banan, je faire la piscine a la mode, je suis cheveux tout la monde, le chat est dans le musee formidable, je mange crepe suzete, je suis une bon turet, le chien mechante promenade mon cheval. Bonjour noobies, bonjour noobies, je suis fatigue sur le matine, bonjour noobies, bonjour noobies, I'l est neuf cent quatre heur et demi, et puis mainteneaux je finit le Noobie song et returnex avec mon eyex dans la beaureux qui situee dans dans la tour eiffel qui situee dans la sud de mon anorac." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005. Translation! Hello noobies, hello noobies I eat egg of the dog under the table! Hello noobies, hello noobies, I am a bread stick with the banana, I to do the swimming pool has the method, I am hair of the whole world, the cat is in the tremendous museum, I eat crepe suzete, I am a good turet, the naughty dog walk my horse. Hello noobies, hello noobies, I am tired on the morning, hello noobies, hello noobies, It is nine hundred four hours and a half, and then mainteneaux I finishes the Noobie song and return with my eyes in the beaureux that is situated in in the eiffel tower that situated in the south of my anorak.

"I was walking down in Lumbridge swamps just the other day I saw a Noobie Wizard, with a lump of clay. I asked him what he was going to do with it! I'm gonna make, gonna make a Noobie Man! x2 He's gon'na make hes gon'na make a noobie man x2. So we went on to the wizard's tower, he put the clay in the oven for a while, and I had a drink of magic juice. After a while, he pulled the clay out and low and behold it was a noobie man! I am made a noob made a noob of you! x2 He made a noob he made a blessed noobie man he made a noob he made a bloody noobie man of you! Beware the Noobie Wizards we know how to spell with the aid of a dictionary and a thesasaurus." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. 2005.

"Sphynx"

"Cabbage!"

"Noob Sausage Whip"

"Black Demon"

"I stand alone in desert lands under a red Egyptian sky protecting souls of innocent cats don't you worship crocodiles. We are the sphynx of eternal wisdom I'll defend your soul from the lie! Good or evil have no meaning cleanse your soul in my fire. Sphynx! Sphynx et qatra Sphynx et doomao Sphynx et lumma" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005

"You're all going to buy, your're all going to buy, you're all going to all going to buy, buy my cabbage perhaps buy two, if you don't buy my cabbage I might kill your moo! You're all going to buy, you're all going to buy, you're all going to all going to buy, don't buy onions don't buy poo, buy my cabbage poo poo poo!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"Under the ground in the caverns of sound there dwells a black demon sound as a pound, raised in the chaos by the wizards of yore in a magic lair with lamb's blood on the floor. He was a demon, he was a black demon, he was a demon, he was a great black demon. Far away from the eyes of the holy ones the demon devours all bad thoughts you have done, the demon in your brain he scream and shout, better than dead, let the demon out! He was a demon, he was a black demon, he was a demon, he was a great black demon" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"K there hombre, I see you in the level 52 wildy, looking pretty cool in your full dragon armour. But I have a new weapon! Would you like to know the name of my new weapon?! It is called the Noob Bronze Sausage Whip! Behold my new sausage whip! Hits 50's lickerty lick! I hope you like being whipped! Cos with my noob sausages you will be whipped! Noob sausage whip!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. 2005.

"NoobWar"

"Noobputer!"

"Ring Ting"

"Nooberryhill"

"War! You started the war! You started the war! Bodies hit the floor! When you start it again?! start the war again?! Who started the war!? Who started the war?! Start the war again! Bake the baker again! Start the war again! Start the war again!

"What have you done to my computer?! It's supposed to be technology of the future! But my windows won't open and it's starting to crash! I'm resisting temptation to give it a bash! I've got a noobie! I've got a noobie ! I've got a noobie computer! x2. What have you done to my computer?! why is it running at 10kps huh?! I think I've got a virus, but I don't know how to check! I'm working on a 20th century technological wreck! Chorus" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"This ain't no game you're flying on a plane, rolling, trolling, playing with the dust man, lightning, frightening, can I get a striking, ring tin tin bling, where's my ring ting?! I'm serious! I'm delerious! I'm furious! I'm querious! x2 Under the sky far away, playing with dragons the colourfull way. Can you ride lightning can you ride wind, call this the birth song sent on a wing! This ain't no game you're flying on a plane, rolling, trolling, playing with the dust man, lightning, frightening, can I get a striking ring tin tin bling, where's my ring ting?!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"I found my lover, on nooberry hill! She was my first kill, on nooberry hill!I found my lover, on nooberry hill, her guts I did spill, on nooberry hill. She was level 52, I was level 56, she was in full steel, and I was full black, I just wanted to make her run, but you know what, the chase was better than the catch! ." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. 2005. Sounds a bit like Blueberry Hill by erm Fats Domino?

"Iron Noob"

"Join Noobsquad"

"General Store"

"He-Men"

"I am Iron Noob! Is he Noob or not, can he tie a cub scout knot? See him in Level 10, will he be killed by a pk man? Iron armour, is a dirty shade of grey. Heavy Runescape socks, will he get off the starting blocks, vengance from Lumbridge, so he grabs a beer from the fridge. Somebody attacks him, he's sent to Lumbridge again, Lumbridge again. Nobody wants him, know he has his revenge! Iron Revenge!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005. Based on "Iron Man" By Black Sabbath.

"Noobsquad United! You are invited! To join Noobsquad United! Join Noobsquad, 'cause we are very cool, get some free bronze armour, and a set of tools! La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la [Repeat]" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"This is a call to the General Stall! I got planks and nails, fresh rat tails, the roots of a magical tree. Give the General Stall a call, it's better than the mall, and you get a free cup of tea. I got the wind from a sail, a whale without a tale, a bucket of felicity, I got the pop from a cork, a chicken's old bauk, and a crate full of Boston tea. I got a dragon's leash, a Draynor farmer's lease, the missing meteres from a very short dwarf, I got the clouds the sky, a Clethorp's third eye, and the knees from a musical bee. Give the General Stall a call, it's better than the mall, and you get a free cup of tea, we got planks and nails, fresh rat tails, and the roots of a magical tree. I got ectoplasm, a vampire's spasm, a cloak of invisibility, We got the wheels from a ship, the crack from a whip, and a suitably corrossive RPG. we'll take anything you got, even if it's hot, and you get a free cup of tea, at the General Stall, we always want more, we're the polite face of criminality!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"You claim that you are slaying the demons, but you know your're just killing yourself. Your hopes and fears all locked in a He-Man, pushed along by the songs in your head. We are the he-men x3. Locked away from the scent and the sunshine, pushing pulling with worms in your head, hating fighting and playing with the moonshine, while the demons breed under your bed. We are the he-men x2. Put down your sword take the lead, open up your windows and fly into the breeze! We are the He-men x4" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"Doctor Noob"

"Castle Wars"

"Noobscape Souldier"

"Unicorn"

"Oh! My head is so spiny-inny, after playing the Noobscape for a 1000 long years! If only there were a...doctor in the house! Hey there Noobie! What's up with you?! You look like you got a dose of triple flu! Step into inside my surgery, get in that chair! Let me look for monsters, in your hair! 'Cause I am Doctor Noob, I am Doctor Noob! I won't give you food, cause I am physician Noob! 1, get off your 'puter 2, brush your hair 3, get out the house 4, breath some air 5, stroke an elephant 6, collect some twigs 7, learn some magic 8, wear a wigs! 'Cause I am Doctor Noob, I am physician Noob!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005 with Bob Dylan stylee accent.

"Far away in the Southern Lands, there is a perpertual war that stands. Fighting for the honour of the Godly flag, and a few body counts in the bag! Will you fight in the castle wars, come and fight till you can fight no more. Remember there are no laws 'cause you are fighting in the castle wars. Will you fight in the castle wars, come and fight till you can fight no more. Remember to pull up your drawers cause you are fighting in the castle wars. Fighting to the death in a Javan Kingdom, Zamorak versus Saradomin, but will they bring you freedom, slaughter your enemies, friends and kin, but will you fight for the name of the King?! [Chorus]" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. 2005.

"I'm a Noobscape soulider, fighting off the cold yeah, left right, next fight, never gather mould yeah. Noobscape Souldier, never seen one boulder. Purple hearted, never farted, courage and bravery shine on through. Steer from declention, stand to attention, I'm a hero for them too! Fighting the world yeah brave little souldier, holy war yeah never gets cold shoulder, Noobscape Noobscape Noobscape souldier, protecting the innocent from the cold yeah!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"Far away above the sky, beyound the stars, where no Noob cries, the white haired Unicorn spreads it's wings. Yeah white haired unicorn, ride the white unicorn, the white haired unicorn Yeah. In the city of golden dreams, where life lives stitching broken seams, the white haired unicorn spreads fertility! Chorus" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"Mysterious Box"

"Noobot"

"Fud"

"Nakie Noobs"

"I was walking in Varrock just the other day, (when) a Mysterious Old Man came my way, he wanted to sell me a Mysterious Box, when I was trying to buy some Runescape socks. (It) was a box, was a box, was a box, was a box, it was a Mysterious Box (x2) What's in the box, I don't know, give me 10gp and I'll let you know. So I wondered round Varrock for another hour trying to buy an amulet of power, but the Mysterious Old Man he wouldn't stop pestering me, he held me up against an old oak tree! (Chorus). So I got my purse out and gave him 10gp, because I was really bursting for a wee, I opened up the box, and what pops out, but a giant KBD who gave me a clout! (Chorus ad it was a dragon in a box). Open up the box, what pops out, giant KBD who gave me a clout!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"I am the Noobot, I am made of plastic, Noobfannytastic. Noobot (x9). I am the Noobot, I am very happy, I'm wearing a bronze nappy (Chorus). Push my button." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"Hey you hey you come on down here and eat my fud (x2) Fud Fud! I got cabbage and I got beef, I got onion and a raw leaf! I got camel and I got shark, if your lucky you can chew my bark. Hey you (x2). I got mackrel and I got seed, If your lucky you can swallow my weeds! I got apples and I got cod, gimme 10gp and I'll give you food from God!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"We are the Noobsquad, we're mighty and we're brave, wearing full bronze armour and living in a cave! Pull our pants down and take our trousers off, and there we will be running naked round the hippy shops!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"Rats"

"Karamaja Volcano"

"Oonga Boonga"

"Chase"

"I got rats in the kitchen rats in my hair, rats in the restroom, there's rats everywhere! Rats (x9) I got rats on the brain rats on the floor, rats in my satchel and rats at the door! Rats (x9). I think I better catch 'em, I really don't know how Perhaps I better hurry, one just ate my cow. I better send a wire to the Pied Piper Man, I hope he's not to busy, a rat just ate my hand!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"When will the Karamaja volcano, volcano, volcano, when will the Karamaja Volcano explode explode explode? (meow (x13)) x3" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. 2005.

"Oonga boonga stick it up your jumper, oonga boonga chickerty choo (x6) I not man, I am noob, I am eat all your food, I am brave I live in cave I got long hair my name is Dave! Hunting fighting eating mating (x3) being a noob is liberating! Oonga Boonga stick it up your jumper, oonga boonga chickerty choo (x2)!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"Hey there Noobie Doobie, you'd better watch your back, we're coming ta, coming ta get ya, in a Noob attack! (x4) You'd better not be in the wildy when we come to get you! Ahahahahah!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"Wolves"

"Shrimping"

"Noob-Quad"

"Smoking gun"

"Howl! Wolves! Wolves! Wolves! Howl! (x2) The wolves are at your door, sent here by the law, with their silky shining mane, sharpened fang and claw! They ain't come for money, they ain't come for wealth, they come in bloody vengance for the lives you took by stealth! Those are the dire wolves, summouned from the darkest pits of hell! The wolves are at your door, sent here by the law, with their silky shining mane, sharpened fang and claw! They've come to reclaim the sausage, that you stole from God, we know were you hid it so don't be a silly sod! Wolves! Wolves! Wolves! (x2) Howl!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2006.

"Shrimping, shrimping, I like a' go shrimping, shrimping. I only level 3, I cut down tree, but I like shrimping, shrimping. I like go shrimping, shrimping. Stand in wier with my magic spear, wait for the shrimp, I am not a wimp! Shrimping. Tinkie winkie shrimpy!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. 2005.

"Vroom! Hello Noobs, it's General Noobsquad, speaking to you on my brand new bike quad, hear it vroom and hear it hum, it send vibrations up my bum! Vroom! I'm riding along on the clouds in the sky, looking for my piece of apple pie, riding hard and riding fast push the button for a supersonic blast! Vroom! I arrive at a castle floating in the sky, an evil demon pops out and pokes me in the eye, so I get my lazer out, and shoot him dead and zoom to give my wife a good seeing to in her bed! Vroom! General Noobsquad, that's my name, head of the Noobs and quite insane, flying bikes and magic planes, in my wake I leave a lot of flames! Vroom! " Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"You steal my monsters and you steal my wealth, you steal my conscience and pies from the shelf. You eat my women and sleep with my car, you even called me Noob that's just going to far. But at the end of the day, when it's said and done, I'm not the one with the smoking gun! Gun! Gun! Gun! You steal the words right outta my mouth, you sent from heaven to dwell in the South, you took my pants off and stole my bra, I even saw you kill a Noob and throw him in some tar. But at the end of the day when it's said and done, I'm not the one with the smoking gun! Gun! Gun! Gun!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2005.

"Snake"

"Mountain"

"Noobie-Mass"

"Monster"

"Snake in the grass, snake in the grass, OMG there's a snake in the grass. 6 foot long really does pong I don't know what makes the snake move along. There's a snake! (There's a snake?) There's a snake! (There's a snake?) a snake! (a snake?!) Snake aha! Snake in the grass, snake in the grass, OMG there's a snake in the grass. Yellow and black put him in a sack before he gets a Noob in a snake attack. There's a snake! (There's a snake?) There's a snake! (A snake?) a snake! (Snake?!) Snake ( I don't like snakes!) Hiss! " Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2006.

"I climbed the magic mountain in my mind (x5). I fought the deadly demons in my brain (x5). I found the magic kingdom in my own way (x5)." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. 2006.

"<i>chanting, animals, echoing</i>" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2006.

"There's a monster outside my window, floating three foot off the ground. Nobody seems to know him, and he's never seen around. Monster, monster that I know. Monster, follows me whe're I go. There's a monster outside my window, he never goes away, fear and hate control him, he's waiting for the day. Monster! Monster that I know! Monster, will he ever go?! Take the monster away!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2006.

"Super Noob!"

"Melons"

"King's Army"

"Sign Of The North South Cross"

"Super Noob! da na na na na! (x2) He can climb mountain, he drinks from fountains, and always arrives (in) work on time! Super Noob (x2) He can eat curry, he's been to Surrey, and always opens the doors for the ladies! Super Noob (x2) He can ride a bicycle, he can also ride a tricycle, and with difficulty, a unicycle! Super Noob (x2) He can mend a punctured tyre, and also a plug wirte, and always puts the seat down on the toilet, toilet, toilet!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2006.

"Hey there Momma, gon'na grow me some melons, ain't gonna use no slavery felons! Hey there Momma gonna grow me some melons, gon'na be as big as the head of John Lennon. I'll put some fine super compost, upon my little farming plot, dig a dark hole straight and clean, plant a melon seed, no magic bean. Gon'na be the biggest melons you've ever seen, big ripe juicy and full of cream, the biggest melons you've ever seen! Hey there Momma, gon'na grow me some melons, they gon'na be some golden sell-ons! Hey there Momma, gon'na grow me some melons, maybe I sell em to some slavery felons! I'll give em some beer and sing 'em a song big 'em up with my magic dong, polish 'em clean with the finest cotton, and make sure no slugs get on the bottom. Gon'na be the biggest melons you've ever seen, big ripe juicy and full of cream, gonna be the biggest melons you've ever seen! Hey there Momma gonna grow me some melons, melons so big, they'll make you dream!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. 2006.

"I am Mr Superficient, I am Mr Superclean, I am total effervescence and your Mr Sheen. I am free of contradiction and the heights of civlity, I'm your super-human saviour and the prince of eternity. I am purpose and conviction and total equality, I am the light in the darkness, a friend to you and me! Come on and join the King's Army (x3). I'm the father to lost children I'm the guiding hand of glee. I'm the master of your destiny so come on and follow me. I am the super non-complication and divine simplicity, I am the fresh and mint addiction and my breath is all for free. I am the seeds of all true wisdom and my knowledge is all for free, I appeal to your better nature to join the King's army! Come on and join the King's Army (x3)." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2006.

"Accross the moorland, near the sky, there is a great sign that's ten miles high. It's the sign, the sign, sign of the North South Cross Don't Cross, sign of the North South Cross Don't Cross. Don't cross the cross or you might get lost, never ever cross the North South Cross. Built of granite but only seen when the red moon doth turn green! It's the sign, the sign, sign of the North South Cross Don't Cross, sign of the North South Cross Don't Cross. Don't cross the cross or you might get lost, never ever cross the North South Cross. Sign of the North South Cross Don't Cross, never ever cross the North South Cross, cross. Don't you cross that North South Cross or indeed the South North Cross unless you likest Bros, and want to look at it's moss!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2006.

"Blood"

"Witch"

"Bones"

"Monster"

"In the misty village, south of the southern lands, there is a lady vampire, eats babies from her hands, many men try to slay her, but to be drained of blood, so if you go to seek her, make sure to take a blood donation card! Lady vampire sucks your blood, takes it away in a transfusion truck to be used for sick people and people without blood! Are you A positive, or rhesus negative, or perhaps your a rare blood type group, double 0 negative is her favourite sanguine, whatever it is, she will suck it up! Lady vampire suck you blood, or she throw you in the mud, come on now and give your blood, you get free biscuits and milk you get free biscuits and milk! So when in the misty village south of the southern lands, make sure you have in your wallet, a blood donation card!" Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2006.

"We were working down in Port Sarim one day, a gathering in the new mown hay, when a witch came along with warts on her nose and five great bunyons on her toes. Burn the witch a'burn the witch! I sayeth we a'burn the witch! She casteth a magic spell on me, and down a'fell my apple tree my cow got lame and my hair fell out, and I gave my fair wife a good old clout! Burn the witch, a'burn the witch! I sayeth we a'burn the witch! But if that witch a'we do burn doth curses our potatoes with a magic spurn, we'll have ne'er to eat and no shoes on our feet, and our heads with a flail we should surely beat. Burn the witch a'burn the witch! A shouldeth we a'burn the witch?! So being gentlemen were we, hid up in a grand a'oaken tree and shouteth to the witch a'be ye gone, take the Isle West of the coast of stone! Burn the witch a'burn the witch! A'we did not a'burn the witch, the witch be gone a'over the sea to the Witches Island, so she'll not trouble we." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. 2006.

"Dem bones dem bones dem dry bones, gimme me all your bones. I got rat bone, bat bone, stick it on your hat bone, chicken bone, lickin' bone, even got a pickin' bone, ogre bone, zogre bone, what about a mogre bone, dragon bone, laggin bone, got to get a wagon o' bone, back bone, front bone, even got a funny bone, gimme all your bones." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2006.

"We are pirates, Noobie pirates! Lock up your daughters, for pirates we be. Smuggling cabbages from outta China to set the vegetables all a free! I am a Noobie China man, providing cheap goods on demand, they're never original and might fall apart, and my inferior cabbages may make you fart! We are pirates, Noobie pirates! Drinking sea water, for tee-toatalers we be, smuggling health foods and fair trade coffee to make you healthy and sprightly! ooar ooar ooar ey, Noobie pirates we be." Music & Lyrics By J.M.B. © 2006.

All Music, Lyrics, Songs created and produced By Spooksprings J.M.B. for Planet NoobSquad © 2003-6.
"Cover versions" loosely based on popular chart song hits' structures,
from memory, not direct transcripts of chord manoeuveres.