Lord Rusty Thundernuts

New Noobie God #6 The Lord Emancipator - Tractorified Engineering God Of The Post Noobopolypse (Rusty for short)

When the Noob Nile Crocodile, in conjunction with the other 4 Gods wreak their wrath on corrupt beings on Planet Choob, Planet Bluggdar and Planet Spinkt, in the Noobopolypse (or sometimes when they argue about who's turn it is to clean out the God closet) it often leaves a bit of a mess, kinda like what you get after a senior managment office party. Every Noob Eon it happens, guaranteed, without fail, on the dot, which upsets the local womble populace. Previously, they always tried hiring cleaning ladies to mop up their post-apolyptic vomit, but their brooms invariably wore out after a week and they'd end up bringing in expensive Choobie contractors. So in the last Eon, they tried something new, and summoned the Mighty Lord Of Rust Managment (for under 10 shillings).

They gave him the power to take rusty bits of rusting wrangled riveted rejects, armaments and damaged landscapes and spang them spinging clean with the help of a monkey wrench and a belly full of Noob Oil into a new engine invention, city, or something that might look presentable in a 2nd hand tractor sale. Not suprising this Noob God is made from old engine bits left lying around in a hedge after some cows had finished trying to fathom how to make something out if it. A God of renewal and hope, of fixing things and glue. Raises dead ships and can make a bulb light up using a nail, a penny and a potato.Worshipped by casting/driving used car parts into a shallow lake.

The Full Rusty
The Rusty Water (Java)
The Rusty Game

Made by Spooksprings JMB 2006. Tractorman was made using rusty bits from a traveller's camp, but they hadn't moved very far so I caught up with them. The planks were found floating in the local pond. Rusty bits in the water are rustified cutouts from photos I have taken over the last 15 years. The Background consists of familiar landmarks from my travels around Europe. Can you name them all? If you can identify 20 object locations in real life from this photo, I will pay $10 into your paypal account, or I will send you a free rusty. spooksprung@btinternet.com. I made every pixel with my bear hands in this pic. Which is rare for me. Hmm, I wonder if I could hang this in a post-apolyptic impressionist art gallery.