Notable Facts, Events In Spudatory |
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Fauna-cation!
After the Nooblets in Picture 2 had been nurturing their Potatoe friends for over half a century for less money than a Noob Beggar earns in a week, they began to question the validity of their purpose on earth...and since the only females of any species around were the Potatoes, they began to court the only thing that had any meaning to them on Planet Noob, apart from each other. One thing lead to another, and before you could say, "Spin your Aunty Fanny on a nickel", The spud workers believed they had cross bred with their wards....they were never again admitted to polite society.
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Miss Starch 1063!
Indeed, in the year Nooooooob there was held the first and only "Miss Spud~U~Like?" Contest in the small Potato mining colony of Spodolping. The 'willing' contestants were reeled along on a conveyor belt, and voted on by deluded and frothing judges. This fine and alluring specimen was given a luxury cruise of the Spudaxtula and appeared on many day time Noob tv shows and Noobpapers. |
Spud Labour!
Professor Noobalus's Elephant-Potatoes were a great cloning success, these babies here were born LIVE weight at 36 Kilos each. In several days they were running round and gobbling hay like any normal Potatoe. The Potato childs you see there were named Richard and Brownie. |
Pottage!
Some people with short arms and shorter spectacles still disbelieve the fact that Potato prices went from Free Stuff to several billions, well, here is living proof of those dark and humorous times, when your left arm was more important to you than your stomach. |