Crunchy Cooker
I started a scrap yard in 1921. They laughed at me. After cars were banned in 1938,
they laughed again. Imagine MY laughter when I got the contract to dismantle Russia in 1949.
My guffaws exploded when 'amusing breakfast cereals to include any basic ingredient'
laws were introduced in 2001!
Adapted By Spooksprings JMB 2006 using an old woman's rag from '60's