'Tis The Beast Of The Noobopolypse!

New Noobie Monster #5 The Many Headed Beast Of The Noobopolypse, That Can Also Lay Eggs

Grown with the carefull nuturing of green fingered men and masters of hay in a small pot by a kind old lady to raise money for her secret African Kingdom populated mainly by zebra faced pygmies, this familiar and gentle beast is often seen summoned by fairies in daisy chain rituals under-moss wide, in times of extremesis. Not content with the ravashing of the earth by mosquitos funded by Raljeck's pest control solutions, this wee winged, soft to the touch, coo-inducer and children's Friday favourite (when they're not eating it's smaller cousins in lavish barbiecue banquets) is quite a beast when it's hoof/claw/paw/hand get's trod on by lesser mortals from the portals, and is often known to peck FURIOUSLY at bare earth and cluck indignantly at anything that might look the slightest bit cross eyed until it's potential threat slinks off to clean out the cowshed.

When not eating worms and suffocating mammoths with it's plome of plummage, it can often be seen laying eggs in the mouths of Hypnopotamists, Knockerdiles and Two-Grade Saberats. It's eggs contain not only high grade polyunsaturated fats, but twelve types of vitamins and an explosive fertility device, which leaves it's intended target with rather a belly ache, if not a fully grown coven of chickens gnawing away at it's bowels. If you are under the duress of Cryptocremathian Critters from the Creataceaous, all you need due to summon this beast is smile, tap on Mrs Winkleberrie's window and leave thrupence in the pot under the butter churn next to the high grade fertiliser. Click here to test fly the Beast. (Wait For Load)

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Made by Spooksprings JMB 2006 using animals I found lying around in the annual bring your chickens to show off to other chickens and then eat them fair. Plants recycled from Noob God #3. Background is The Turd Mountain from the left, or Dungong Hill, near Stable-By-Horsey. All pictures and flash by JMB 2006, except the grass, I didn't make the grass. Could do with a mow.