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Prepare To Meet Thy Sausage Goth!

New Noobie God #1 The Mighty Golden Winged Protector Of The Enlightened Altar Of The Banger (& Mash)

A Sausage Production Entity that ensures the world is supplied with quality meat based intestine shrouded meal accompaniments (popular with peasants and supermarket shoppers) of at least 50% meat base and no less than 6 herbs two hooves and 13 bytes of mystery peripheral organs. This Demi-God is revered by Noobs on Planet Noob for it's mass output of magick-food from supernatural origin, preventing starvation in times of cabbage blockades and whom is worshipped by tickling it's inner leg, which produces the required nutritional article from it's lower abdominal area with a zingy zip and a pop, and is consumed with eager gusto and ecstatic pleasure.


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'Noob God go Bam Bam' / 'Noob God Thor' / 'Sausgae God' / 'The Mighty Golden Winged Protector Of The Enlightened Altar Of The Banger (& Mash)' original photoshop and Anfy Java creation, video, sounds, imagery & music made by Spooksprings J.M.B. For Planet Noobsquad © 2003,22. Some images adapted from open source. Background 'Snowy Wall Scene' By Spooksprings JMB 2004. 'Noob Ark' By Dogboy203 2002.